A fireman came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go."
"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night."
The next night he came home from work and yelled "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!"
"What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU"RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE"!
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5 comments:
it's funny because it's true.
- homer simpson
Ah, nothing like a good penis joke with your morning coffee. ;-)
Good morning, Madame.
(I tried to find out how to say good morning in French, but all I get is bonjour. Are there no daytime specific greetings in French?)
Why is God's creation would that dude have duct tape up his ass crack? Can you imagine having to tear that off?
Ok, so I am missing the whole point of the pic, but damn. Ouchie.
Happy Friday neighbor to the north!
I don't think that particular strip of duct tape is making anything that much prettier. Hee.
I think he needs a wider strip of duct tape. Now that would make the world a prettier place. ;-)
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