Friday, September 12, 2008

Your Friday Smile!

'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.'


Things you don't say to your wife...

Enjoy your weekend,
and let's not forget!


Marius said...

I like the S2T. Very Hollywood.

PinkPiddyPaws said...

Hey wait... why does it have to be "wife" doesn't it count for serious girlfriends too? huh? huh? Why does a piece of paper and a preacher make a woman count more? AAAAAUUUUGGGHHHH!!!! :P

flurrious said...

The video is hilarious. Who is that guy?

Signe said...

That's hysterical! LOVE the last line of the poem :D

Nicotine Jones said...

Great song! Thanks for posting it.

noble pig said...

Oh this was a good one!

jane said...

I love the part about giving her crap & getting shit. Priceless.

Purple Pigeon said...

Hehehe that video is hysterical. I LOLed.

I did the cheoreography myself....

Stinkypaw said...

marius: Well thank you!

pppaws: It doesn't count more, it just makes it easier (when you separate, etc.) I always say "If the show fit..." ;-)

flurrious: Tim Hawkins

signe, nicotine, noble pig, jane and pigeon: Glad you enjoyed it!