If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.'
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Things you don't say to your wife...
Enjoy your weekend,
and let's not forget!
and let's not forget!
8 comments:
I like the S2T. Very Hollywood.
:-)
Hey wait... why does it have to be "wife" doesn't it count for serious girlfriends too? huh? huh? Why does a piece of paper and a preacher make a woman count more? AAAAAUUUUGGGHHHH!!!! :P
The video is hilarious. Who is that guy?
That's hysterical! LOVE the last line of the poem :D
Great song! Thanks for posting it.
Oh this was a good one!
Hehehe that video is hysterical. I LOLed.
I did the cheoreography myself....
marius: Well thank you!
pppaws: It doesn't count more, it just makes it easier (when you separate, etc.) I always say "If the show fit..." ;-)
flurrious: Tim Hawkins
signe, nicotine, noble pig, jane and pigeon: Glad you enjoyed it!
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