Well... I'm back from a wonderful vacation in Hawai'i. We had great weather despite the VOG (Volcanic Smog), spend precious time with dear friends and now we're back to freezing our butts off! Yep, life is cruel that way... I had forgotten just how cold it is in this country!
Since I'm seriously jet lagged - 6 hours difference - this Friday Smile will be a real groaner... I'll do better next week, promise!
A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'
'Not yet,' she replied.
***
Happy Halloween and if you (or your pumpkins) eat too much candies, this just might happened!
Friday, October 31, 2008
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Firsts
I think I got this meme from Brave Astronaut, a little while back.
1. When was your first kiss? I must have been 7 or 8, and I remember asking him if he wanted to kiss "like in the movies" and which side he was going to tilt his head... Hee.
2. When did you first start buying holiday or birthday gifts for other people and stop thinking about what people would buy for you? Hummm... interesting question... I think I still do for some people...
3. When was the first time you thought of yourself not as a kid/teen, but as an adult? The night I lost my virginity.
4. What do you remember about the first time you drove a car? The fact that I hit the fence because I hit the gas instead of the brakes.
5. Tell me about your first pet. My first pet was Miquet, a little kitten I had found. I already wrote about him here...
6. What was your first job? Besides working for my parents at either the restaurant or the dépanneur, my first job was watering lawns on a construction site.
7. Who was the first teacher to make a positive impact on your life? My second grade teacher, Teresa Barnabe, I still remember her fondly.
8. If you’ve lived in more than one house or apartment as an adult, tell me about your first one. I'll answer that as "the first place I lived outside of my parents' - that was when I moved in with my boyfriend, in LaSalle, in a duplex. We took over his brother's place, and completely remodeled everything.
9. What was it like the first time you got drunk (assuming you remember). I never really got drunk, but the first time I really felt the effect of alcohol (B52's) was on the night I turned 18, everything was spinning!
10. Did you marry your first love? Nope, but I married the right one for me! ;-)
Answer all, some or just one that really got you thinkin’!
1. When was your first kiss? I must have been 7 or 8, and I remember asking him if he wanted to kiss "like in the movies" and which side he was going to tilt his head... Hee.
2. When did you first start buying holiday or birthday gifts for other people and stop thinking about what people would buy for you? Hummm... interesting question... I think I still do for some people...
3. When was the first time you thought of yourself not as a kid/teen, but as an adult? The night I lost my virginity.
4. What do you remember about the first time you drove a car? The fact that I hit the fence because I hit the gas instead of the brakes.
5. Tell me about your first pet. My first pet was Miquet, a little kitten I had found. I already wrote about him here...
6. What was your first job? Besides working for my parents at either the restaurant or the dépanneur, my first job was watering lawns on a construction site.
7. Who was the first teacher to make a positive impact on your life? My second grade teacher, Teresa Barnabe, I still remember her fondly.
8. If you’ve lived in more than one house or apartment as an adult, tell me about your first one. I'll answer that as "the first place I lived outside of my parents' - that was when I moved in with my boyfriend, in LaSalle, in a duplex. We took over his brother's place, and completely remodeled everything.
9. What was it like the first time you got drunk (assuming you remember). I never really got drunk, but the first time I really felt the effect of alcohol (B52's) was on the night I turned 18, everything was spinning!
10. Did you marry your first love? Nope, but I married the right one for me! ;-)
Answer all, some or just one that really got you thinkin’!
Friday, October 24, 2008
Your Friday Smile!
Because I'm spending a lot of time in the ocean, I couldn't help but smile when I read this one...
Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, 'Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!'
Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, 'It reminded me of a peanut.'
Relaxing with a hidden smile,
Sally's Mom asked, 'Really small, was it?'
Sally replied, 'No... salty.'
Mom fainted.
Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, 'Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!'
Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, 'It reminded me of a peanut.'
Relaxing with a hidden smile,
Sally's Mom asked, 'Really small, was it?'
Sally replied, 'No... salty.'
Mom fainted.
Enjoy your weekend!
Aloha!
Aloha!
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Worth it and then some!
I’m sorry if I haven’t been visiting you much the past few days, but I’ve been visiting other places, like a beach here and there… you know what I mean.
We left Wednesday morning, friggin’ early, and spent that day travelling. It’s nice to come here, but man, it’s far! From the moment we arrived at the Montreal airport until the moment we landed at our destination, +19 hours flew by. I can’t even imagine how it must have been in the days when travel was done by boat, argh! I’m nauseous thinking about the time it would have taken and then to think of the boat ride… If any of you read “The Outlander” by Gabaldon, and remember how Jamie would be sick any time he took a boat, well, I’m just as bad. The simple thought of it, and I turn green!
Anyway, I thought I'd show you the "scenery" I've seen on our way here:
First, as we were getting ready for take off, at the Pierre-Elliott Trudeau's airport (YUL):

Second, is from the Edmonton airport, as we arrived there (YEG):
I had never been there before, man, it IS really flat! It was beautiful to look at it all from the air, looked like a big quilt.
Third, we landed in Vancouver, can yo see the Rockies behind the clouds (YVR)?

I didn't take one of our final destination, since when we arrived it was quite dark... but the next morning, this is what we woke up to... worth the trip no?
We left Wednesday morning, friggin’ early, and spent that day travelling. It’s nice to come here, but man, it’s far! From the moment we arrived at the Montreal airport until the moment we landed at our destination, +19 hours flew by. I can’t even imagine how it must have been in the days when travel was done by boat, argh! I’m nauseous thinking about the time it would have taken and then to think of the boat ride… If any of you read “The Outlander” by Gabaldon, and remember how Jamie would be sick any time he took a boat, well, I’m just as bad. The simple thought of it, and I turn green!
Anyway, I thought I'd show you the "scenery" I've seen on our way here:
First, as we were getting ready for take off, at the Pierre-Elliott Trudeau's airport (YUL):

Second, is from the Edmonton airport, as we arrived there (YEG):
I had never been there before, man, it IS really flat! It was beautiful to look at it all from the air, looked like a big quilt.Third, we landed in Vancouver, can yo see the Rockies behind the clouds (YVR)?

I didn't take one of our final destination, since when we arrived it was quite dark... but the next morning, this is what we woke up to... worth the trip no?
Friday, October 17, 2008
Your Friday Smile!
Since I was on a plane for over 10 hours, I thought this one was appropriate:
A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like Chinese."
"No rike Chinese?" asks the copilot, "....why not?"
"You people bombed Pearl Harbor , that's why !"
"No, no," the co-pilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese."
"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese... doesn't matter, you're all alike!"
There's a few minutes of silence.
"I no rike Jews either!" the co-pilot suddenly announces.
"Oh yeah, why not?" asks the captain.
"Jews sink Titanic."
"What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain, "It was an iceberg!"
"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , ...no mattah... all same
***
A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like Chinese."
"No rike Chinese?" asks the copilot, "....why not?"
"You people bombed Pearl Harbor , that's why !"
"No, no," the co-pilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese."
"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese... doesn't matter, you're all alike!"
There's a few minutes of silence.
"I no rike Jews either!" the co-pilot suddenly announces.
"Oh yeah, why not?" asks the captain.
"Jews sink Titanic."
"What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain, "It was an iceberg!"
"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , ...no mattah... all same
***
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
My duty is done
It's Tuesday and it feels like a Monday... the down side of long weekends, but then again it will be a short week!
Made our way to the polling station, a few minutes before it opened, and waited. Naturally, they opened late. They always seem to do that. As we're waiting in line for our assigned polling desk, I see the poll numbers indicated are different than those on our registration cards. There are two desks, one numbered 194-2A and 194-2B but our cards say 194-2. One of the desk isn't ready, they're taping the box in which we're to deposit our ballots and we're told they don't have their electors lists. We then proceeded to move to the other desk. They are so unbelievably disorganised, it's sad to see. Hubby blew a little gasket, when he was told by the person "in charge" that we had to be "understanding"; Hubby's answer was "No, you have to be organised! You've had at least eight weeks to prepare for this. Get your act together"

Despite not being at the "right" polling station, we were both on their lists, and did vote. It's sad to see how this is run... No wonder they lost three boxes of votes, from the advance voting, last week. Sad, very sad. But, I did my duty and can now go away knowing I exercised my acquired right... for what it's worth.
I do say "for what it's worth", because I've noticed that I and many of our friends, do no vote for someone, but against someone, and in my books, it shouldn't be like that, but given the choices it seems to be the best option... oh well. Enough politics!
I'm going for a massage later on, then finalised all that I can for my clients, and then I start packing. I don't know if it's because of age, or the fact that we've travelled a lot (according to some, but there's never enough travelling!) but the "travel" excitement isn't there yet... maybe it's also due to the fact that our lives have been so hectic lately or a combination of everything, all I know is that I'm really looking forward to crash on a beach!!
Made our way to the polling station, a few minutes before it opened, and waited. Naturally, they opened late. They always seem to do that. As we're waiting in line for our assigned polling desk, I see the poll numbers indicated are different than those on our registration cards. There are two desks, one numbered 194-2A and 194-2B but our cards say 194-2. One of the desk isn't ready, they're taping the box in which we're to deposit our ballots and we're told they don't have their electors lists. We then proceeded to move to the other desk. They are so unbelievably disorganised, it's sad to see. Hubby blew a little gasket, when he was told by the person "in charge" that we had to be "understanding"; Hubby's answer was "No, you have to be organised! You've had at least eight weeks to prepare for this. Get your act together"

Despite not being at the "right" polling station, we were both on their lists, and did vote. It's sad to see how this is run... No wonder they lost three boxes of votes, from the advance voting, last week. Sad, very sad. But, I did my duty and can now go away knowing I exercised my acquired right... for what it's worth.I do say "for what it's worth", because I've noticed that I and many of our friends, do no vote for someone, but against someone, and in my books, it shouldn't be like that, but given the choices it seems to be the best option... oh well. Enough politics!
I'm going for a massage later on, then finalised all that I can for my clients, and then I start packing. I don't know if it's because of age, or the fact that we've travelled a lot (according to some, but there's never enough travelling!) but the "travel" excitement isn't there yet... maybe it's also due to the fact that our lives have been so hectic lately or a combination of everything, all I know is that I'm really looking forward to crash on a beach!!
Sunday, October 12, 2008
There are some good things about being on this side of the Border
I was asked by Jane to write something about our Canadian Health Care. I’ve been thinking about that for a while, especially since we watched the documentary “Sicko” by Michael Moore (worth it if you haven’t seen it yet).
Until I started travelling to the States (in the mid-eighties) it never dawn on me that some people had to pay to see a doctor. I guess I took that for granted. I have to say it was somewhat of a foreign concept to me to think that, when sick in the States, not everyone can get medical treatment. This is so weird to me. All my life, whenever I felt sick we would go to the emergency or to a walk-in clinic. Medical care is a social service in Canada. Each province has its own basic rules and regulations, but every Canadian is covered. As long as I had my Medicare card, which is issued by our province, it was all-good.
The card would get “shlick-shlick” (how the doctors get paid by the government); I would wait and eventually would see a doctor and get treated.
Because I’ve been thinking about this, I’m realising that I, alone, would probably have ruined my parents if they’d have to pay for all the care I’ve received before I became an adult. I had my tonsils removed at age five, so a few visits before because of sore throat, a hospital stay of a few days, surgery and subsequent visits. Then I had appendicitis, at age twelve, which involved many visits to the emergency before they actually found out what was wrong, then surgery, etc. Then at seventeen, I broke both my wrists… We never paid for any of these, we presented my card, and that was that. I even had many dentist visits covered as well, until age 12.
Granted what we don’t pay in money, we often pay in time sitting in the waiting room of the ER. I remember squirming in desperation when my mother would tell me we had to go to the hospital; I hated going there because I knew we would sit and wait. Whenever we would see a doctor within an hour, we were so pleased. That didn’t happen too often, unfortunately. The waiting time in Québec is a known and expected thing when seeing a doctor. They created CLSC, which are little community centre where one can see any type of doctors (from psy to ob/gyn), nurses etc. They do blood tests and such and supposedly cut a lot of patients from the ER. I say “supposedly” because no matter where you go, you do wait. Waiting, I think was and always will be part of the medical experience, because after all, the name says it; “patient”, it’s not by shear luck it is called that.
I consider myself lucky. We are lucky to be Canadian, despite our cold winters; I think we have it good. Last year when my MIL was doing her chemo, each treatment she was getting was costing over $1,500./injection, and that’s not counting the pills and all the other things she had to take. She was hospitalised for almost nine months. Luckily everything was covered by the RAMQ (Régie Assurance Maladie du Québec). I can only imagine the cost of the surgeries both Hubby and myself have had like his hip replacement, my multiple knee surgeries, my hysterectomy to name a few… For all of these, we were lucky; between the times we started seeing a doctor for a problem, the diagnostic and the scheduling of the surgeries it only took a few months. Like everywhere else, we have great doctors and some quacks. Some really do care about the patient, and others just treat a number. Many people want to turn our medical social services into a public private partnership, which would mean that those who could afford it would see a doctor faster than those who couldn’t. Naturally, those will little income are strongly against it, and want to remain social.
I’ve heard horror stories about people not seeing doctors before months. Our system currently suffers because our doctors and nurses (schooled and trained here) go to the States for monetary reasons and for the opportunity to work with better equipment and environment. Our family doctor told us that he no longer takes new patients, and is often contacted when one of his patients dies. People are trying to get in anyway they can, by asking: “Now that Mrs. Soandso is gone, will you take me as a patient?” We are lucky enough to have a family doctor. Whenever we need to see him, we call him and get to see him within a week or two.
I believe, like in every other aspect of my life, that it is our own responsibility to be aware and pro-active when it comes to dealing with the medical system. Yes the hospitals do need more nurses and more doctors, but if each of us would stop running to the hospital for every little booboo we have, maybe we would waste less time in the waiting room. I have see many abusing the system, in different ways. It creates jams for the people who are really sick and in need of some attention. It’s not unusual to have to wait for more than three hours after triage. That is the real ugly part of our system. But the real beautiful part is the fact that no matter where or who you are, you will get treatment. That is a comforting thought. …At least, to me it is!
Until I started travelling to the States (in the mid-eighties) it never dawn on me that some people had to pay to see a doctor. I guess I took that for granted. I have to say it was somewhat of a foreign concept to me to think that, when sick in the States, not everyone can get medical treatment. This is so weird to me. All my life, whenever I felt sick we would go to the emergency or to a walk-in clinic. Medical care is a social service in Canada. Each province has its own basic rules and regulations, but every Canadian is covered. As long as I had my Medicare card, which is issued by our province, it was all-good.
The card would get “shlick-shlick” (how the doctors get paid by the government); I would wait and eventually would see a doctor and get treated.Because I’ve been thinking about this, I’m realising that I, alone, would probably have ruined my parents if they’d have to pay for all the care I’ve received before I became an adult. I had my tonsils removed at age five, so a few visits before because of sore throat, a hospital stay of a few days, surgery and subsequent visits. Then I had appendicitis, at age twelve, which involved many visits to the emergency before they actually found out what was wrong, then surgery, etc. Then at seventeen, I broke both my wrists… We never paid for any of these, we presented my card, and that was that. I even had many dentist visits covered as well, until age 12.
Granted what we don’t pay in money, we often pay in time sitting in the waiting room of the ER. I remember squirming in desperation when my mother would tell me we had to go to the hospital; I hated going there because I knew we would sit and wait. Whenever we would see a doctor within an hour, we were so pleased. That didn’t happen too often, unfortunately. The waiting time in Québec is a known and expected thing when seeing a doctor. They created CLSC, which are little community centre where one can see any type of doctors (from psy to ob/gyn), nurses etc. They do blood tests and such and supposedly cut a lot of patients from the ER. I say “supposedly” because no matter where you go, you do wait. Waiting, I think was and always will be part of the medical experience, because after all, the name says it; “patient”, it’s not by shear luck it is called that.
I consider myself lucky. We are lucky to be Canadian, despite our cold winters; I think we have it good. Last year when my MIL was doing her chemo, each treatment she was getting was costing over $1,500./injection, and that’s not counting the pills and all the other things she had to take. She was hospitalised for almost nine months. Luckily everything was covered by the RAMQ (Régie Assurance Maladie du Québec). I can only imagine the cost of the surgeries both Hubby and myself have had like his hip replacement, my multiple knee surgeries, my hysterectomy to name a few… For all of these, we were lucky; between the times we started seeing a doctor for a problem, the diagnostic and the scheduling of the surgeries it only took a few months. Like everywhere else, we have great doctors and some quacks. Some really do care about the patient, and others just treat a number. Many people want to turn our medical social services into a public private partnership, which would mean that those who could afford it would see a doctor faster than those who couldn’t. Naturally, those will little income are strongly against it, and want to remain social.
I’ve heard horror stories about people not seeing doctors before months. Our system currently suffers because our doctors and nurses (schooled and trained here) go to the States for monetary reasons and for the opportunity to work with better equipment and environment. Our family doctor told us that he no longer takes new patients, and is often contacted when one of his patients dies. People are trying to get in anyway they can, by asking: “Now that Mrs. Soandso is gone, will you take me as a patient?” We are lucky enough to have a family doctor. Whenever we need to see him, we call him and get to see him within a week or two.
I believe, like in every other aspect of my life, that it is our own responsibility to be aware and pro-active when it comes to dealing with the medical system. Yes the hospitals do need more nurses and more doctors, but if each of us would stop running to the hospital for every little booboo we have, maybe we would waste less time in the waiting room. I have see many abusing the system, in different ways. It creates jams for the people who are really sick and in need of some attention. It’s not unusual to have to wait for more than three hours after triage. That is the real ugly part of our system. But the real beautiful part is the fact that no matter where or who you are, you will get treatment. That is a comforting thought. …At least, to me it is!
Friday, October 10, 2008
Your Friday Smile!
The following may not be suited for everyone...
A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick & bring her out of the coma.' The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy.
The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried.
The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'
NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!!
***
This is an example of the new American dollars I got today...
A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick & bring her out of the coma.' The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy.
The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried.
The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'
NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!!
***
This is an example of the new American dollars I got today...
Wednesday, October 08, 2008
De-stressing... a little...
Today was all about me... sort of. I first got up, had a glass of orange juice with our guests while they were having breakfast, and while they showered I went back to bed. I woke up with a headache because the night before I fell asleep before putting my CPAP mask on, thus the headache in the morning.
When I got back up, even if I had work to do, I decided to do things for me, so I threw in a load of laundry, did some work for our business and personal crap. Later on, I watched a little "Judge Judy" - I just love how she picks on people who "dress up" to go to court. I love her! Did a little more work for a client, and decided to make an appointment for a massage.
Tomorrow I will be seeing my Hellerwork therapist, and can't wait for him to loosen me up like only he can. That will be a great way to get ready for the great comfort I will get from Tuesday's massage.
When our friends came home tonight, they gave both Hubby and myself a great gift: tandem pedicures! I can't wait for that, oh the pleasure of it all!
I indulged in chocolate today. I just love that stuff... but I must say, I think I'm doing good considering how much of it we have in the house, I don't eat that much. I still have a LOT of the goodies you guys sent for the "Food Surrender". I've been pacing myself I guess.
Even if I still feel stressed, I must say that today it felt good to do what I wanted, when I wanted instead of answering a client's request... At times like these, boy oh boy, am I happy to be my own boss!
When I got back up, even if I had work to do, I decided to do things for me, so I threw in a load of laundry, did some work for our business and personal crap. Later on, I watched a little "Judge Judy" - I just love how she picks on people who "dress up" to go to court. I love her! Did a little more work for a client, and decided to make an appointment for a massage.
Tomorrow I will be seeing my Hellerwork therapist, and can't wait for him to loosen me up like only he can. That will be a great way to get ready for the great comfort I will get from Tuesday's massage.
When our friends came home tonight, they gave both Hubby and myself a great gift: tandem pedicures! I can't wait for that, oh the pleasure of it all!
I indulged in chocolate today. I just love that stuff... but I must say, I think I'm doing good considering how much of it we have in the house, I don't eat that much. I still have a LOT of the goodies you guys sent for the "Food Surrender". I've been pacing myself I guess.
Even if I still feel stressed, I must say that today it felt good to do what I wanted, when I wanted instead of answering a client's request... At times like these, boy oh boy, am I happy to be my own boss!
Tuesday, October 07, 2008
You know stress is getting to you when:
- You don’t sleep much, and the time you do it’s not well!
- You have a shorter fuse than usual, which isn’t very long to start with!
- Your neck is so sore that it feels like you’re turning into a Cardassian!
- Your craving junk food just like before your periods, even if you haven't have those since October 2006!
- Chocolate is your best friend!
- You feel like, no matter what, you’re about to kill someone any moment now!
Saturday, October 04, 2008
This camper is happy!
I haven’t been around much, because I’ve been quite busy. Life has this habit of getting in the way at times, doesn’t it? Between work, added two new clients this past week alone, finalising the paper work for my mother and our daily crap, I barely had any time left to blog. Plus I have to make sure that all my clients will be ok while we’ll be away. In eleven days we will be off, but before then there will be a lot of running around, that’s for sure.To add to the excitement, our friends from Switzerland arrived last night, which made us very happy campers! We had not seen them in four years. They are staying with us and were the first to use our brand spankin’ new Murphy Bed, which was installed on Monday. I just love it! It’s gorgeous, fits in perfectly and changes the whole look of that downstairs room. According to our friends this morning, they slept very well on the new mattress, so hooray for that as well.
This morning we walked around Old Montreal and made our way to “Eggspectation” for breakfast. They were craving it for the last four years. They used to live in Montreal and moved to CH eleven years ago already. Each time they come in, they have their local favorites, which they miss, like last night’s dinner: saucy chicken wings! While in town, they will have to eat some Montréal smoked-meat, some poutine, and do a run at Wal-Mart for some items that can only be found on this side of the pond...

On our walk back from the restaurant, I bought myself a little phone charm… I just had to… it was calling my name (like some earrings did not that long ago on Etsy)… Isn’t Mr. Chin the cutest? Hee.
I just love Alessi and spending some quality time with good friends! Life is good at times like these...
Friday, October 03, 2008
Your Friday Smile!
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.
When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy the teacher called on walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down.
Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was. 'It's a period,' he replied.
'I can see that,' said the teacher, 'but what is so exciting about a period?
'Darned if I know,' he said, 'but this morning my sister was missing one, my mom fainted, my dad had a heart attack, and the boy next door joined the Navy.'
***
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement-- not even her parent's nasty divorce.
Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever! A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress! Jennifer asked her to exchange it, but she refused. 'Absolutely not, I look like a million bucks in this dress and I'm wearing it,' she replied.
Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, 'Nevermind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.'
A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, 'Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it.' Her mother just smiled and replied, 'Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.'
NOW I ASK YOU - IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY THIS STORY?
When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy the teacher called on walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down.
Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was. 'It's a period,' he replied.
'I can see that,' said the teacher, 'but what is so exciting about a period?
'Darned if I know,' he said, 'but this morning my sister was missing one, my mom fainted, my dad had a heart attack, and the boy next door joined the Navy.'
***
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement-- not even her parent's nasty divorce.
Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever! A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress! Jennifer asked her to exchange it, but she refused. 'Absolutely not, I look like a million bucks in this dress and I'm wearing it,' she replied.
Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, 'Nevermind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.'
A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, 'Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it.' Her mother just smiled and replied, 'Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.'
NOW I ASK YOU - IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY THIS STORY?
Enjoy your weekend!
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