Thursday, April 23, 2009

Your Friday Smile!

You know the economy is definitely getting very bad when you see this...

(Cats are so dramatic)


All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

"Mrs. Neely? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any," she replied, smiling sweetly.

"Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-eight," she replied.

"Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?"

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said,

"I outlived the bitches."

Have a great weekend!


Traceytreasure said...

Funny picture!!
I love that old lady!! I hope to outlive my enemies too but I only have about 3 or 4, not including extended family! LOL!! :)

Have a great weekend!!


kara said...

if you're going to be old, that's the kind of old you should be.

the end.

Anonymous said...

I liked that so much. I imagine this old lady is similar to my grandmother. Sweet as pie and tough as nails.