Friday, May 29, 2009

Your Friday Smile!

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. the mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.

The son sees his mom and asks, 'What were you and Dad doing?'

The mother replies, 'Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it.'

'Your wasting your time,' said the boy.

'Why is that?' the mom asked puzzled.

'Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up.'

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A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.

Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.

The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue.

Well, he said, 'It's what mommy calls me sometimes'.

The little girl screams to her brother 'Don't eat it, it's an asshole...

Happy Friday!

5 comments:

Periwinkle Studio said...

OM-GOSH!!! Too Funny! hahahaha! Love these. :)

Charlie said...

Excellent, SP, excellent.

Traceytreasure said...

That first one made my jaw drop!! Holy cow, those are good ones!!

Happy weekend!!

Hugs!!

Prix ....... said...

Hey thanks for bringing that smile!!! they are hilarious!!!!

greenduckiesgirl said...

I love the Friday smiles!