The son sees his mom and asks, 'What were you and Dad doing?'
The mother replies, 'Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it.'
'Your wasting your time,' said the boy.
'Why is that?' the mom asked puzzled.
'Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up.'
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A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.
Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.
The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue.
Well, he said, 'It's what mommy calls me sometimes'.
The little girl screams to her brother 'Don't eat it, it's an asshole...
Happy Friday!
5 comments:
OM-GOSH!!! Too Funny! hahahaha! Love these. :)
Excellent, SP, excellent.
That first one made my jaw drop!! Holy cow, those are good ones!!
Happy weekend!!
Hugs!!
Hey thanks for bringing that smile!!! they are hilarious!!!!
I love the Friday smiles!
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