Friday, November 06, 2009

Your Friday Smile!

A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted 'The Knob.'

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.

After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.

'All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them..'

The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those aren't bags, those are your breasts.'

She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee.'

Have a good one!
Oh! Today is Princess Slea's Birthday!
All the best m'dear!

9 comments:

St Jude said...

Ok that gave me a giggle to lighten the journey to work. :9)

Periwinkle Studio said...

HAHAHA! LMAO! :)

Green-Eyed Momster said...

Love it!

Hey, my Youngest daughter just noticed that your cat is the cat from Sailor Moon. I did not know that until today.

Hugs!!

Joanna Jenkins said...

Happy Birthday Princess Slea!

And I knew The kKnob was too goo to be true :-)

Stinkypaw said...

GEM: Yes, my cat is Luna from Sailor Moon! Good catch from Youngest Daughter! ;-)

greenduckiesgirl said...

Happy birthday Princess Slea!

That one does amuse me.

Robert the Skeptic said...

Reminds me of a cartoon I once saw of a mom who had taken her daughter to the doctor's office because the little girl's eyes were bulging out.

The doctor says to the mom: "Her pony tail is too tight!"

princess slea said...

hey, thanks for the shout out and birthday wishes from everyone.

i could use a few turns of The Knob myself these days!

I Say What You're Thinking and I'M The Bitch? said...

HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!