Friday, March 05, 2010

Your Friday Smile!

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse started with certain basics.

"How much do you weigh?" she asked.
"135," I said.
The nurse put me on the scale.

It turns out my weight is 180.

The nurse asked, "Your height?"
"5 foot 4," I said.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 2"

She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.

"Of course it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I
was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

She put me on Prozac.

What a bitch!

Enjoy your weekend!

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LeeAnn said...

Hahahahahaha...that made me laugh out loud!!

Green-Eyed Momster said...

Thanks for that!

Hugs!!

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Anonymous said...

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