I took out my cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of My car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you wouldn't believe it!
Cars started slowing down looking at my lifelike men which made it safer for me to work at the side of the road.
Traffic started backing up. Everybody was honking their horns and waving Like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me.
'What's going on here?'
'My car has a flat tire,' I said calmly.
'Well, what are those cardboard men doing here by the road?'
I couldn't believe that he didn't know... so I told him: 'Helloooooo, those are my Emergency Flashers.'
Enjoy your weekend!