Friday, February 11, 2011

Your Friday Smile!

A man is stopped by the police at midnight and asked where he's going.

"I'm on the way to listen to a lecture about the effects of alcohol and drug abuse on the human body."

The policeman asks, "Oh really? And who's going to give a lecture at this time of night?

"My wife"

Have a good one!

4 comments:

Wandering Coyote said...

Another good one, as usual!

Marius said...

*applauds* Brava! Brava! :-)

Robert the Skeptic said...

I hope he takes notes, there's usually a test in the morning.

TechnoBabe said...

What a putz. If it were me the key he is carrying wouldn't work this time.