"I'm on the way to listen to a lecture about the effects of alcohol and drug abuse on the human body."
The policeman asks, "Oh really? And who's going to give a lecture at this time of night?
"My wife"
Have a good one!
"There is great need for a sarcasm font."
4 comments:
Another good one, as usual!
*applauds* Brava! Brava! :-)
I hope he takes notes, there's usually a test in the morning.
What a putz. If it were me the key he is carrying wouldn't work this time.
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