"OLD" IS WHEN ... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!"
"OLD " IS WHEN ... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN ... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN ... Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN ... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN ... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN ..."Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fibre today
"OLD" IS WHEN ... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
"OLD" IS WHEN ... An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom.
AND
"OLD" IS WHEN ... You are not sure these are jokes.
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...and tonight I'll be going to my mom's for dinner where a good "home cook" meal will be awaiting us... yummy!
14 comments:
Yay!!!! Happiest of happy birthdays!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Birthday dahling! Enjoy your day! :)
happy birthday!
A question, if I might. Whence the name 'Stinkypaw'?
Happy, happy birthday!!!! Hope it's a great one. :-D
hahaha laughing my head off at the 'you can keep vomiting after you think you are finished'! This is often realised after too much drink, no?
And i think, as no one else has, a little song may be in order...
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Stinkpaaaaaaaaaaw!
Happy Birthday toooooooooooooooooo-a yoooooooooooooooooooooou!!
*applause, cheering and whistling*
Have a good one, me duck!
HHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAA
PPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPPPP
YYYYYY
Birthday. Hope it's your best year yet!
nicotine
Hey, Happy belated Birthday! I was so busy overthrowing the government yesterday that I completely missed it.
Happy burfday to you, happy burfday to yooooooouuuuuu
Happy burfday, dear Stinky,
Happy burfday toooo yooooooouuuuuu!
Happy belated birthday! I hope it was wonderful!
Happy Birtday..young lady...and I don't care who you are that's funny righ there....:)
Congratulations and best wishes on your very special day. (Those are JOKES?!) ;-)
hope you had a great birthday!!
Oh, I am super-late here, but happy birthday!!! I hope it was fantastic.
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