All about AGING today...

Since it is my birthday today and I don’t really think I’m old just yet, despite what my body keeps screaming at me, I thought I’d post the following is for those who are at the 'Old is Old is Old is Old' age, for those who are approaching that age and for those who have that age to look forward to.

"OLD" IS WHEN ... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!"

"OLD " IS WHEN ... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN ... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN ... Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN ... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

"OLD" IS WHEN ... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN ..."Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fibre today

"OLD" IS WHEN ... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN ... An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom.

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"OLD" IS WHEN ... You are not sure these are jokes.

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...and tonight I'll be going to my mom's for dinner where a good "home cook" meal will be awaiting us... yummy!